counterpunches:

cerix-the-gray-prince:

tallravenclawnerd:

pikaglove:

yermemeblog:

When you’re a duck and have places to be, but safety is key

I literally saw a goose do a similar thing while I was on the highway going to work

Omg

They are learning

#respectful law abiding birds

sweetoothgirl:

CREAM CHEESE CHOCOLATE CHIP BISCUITS

curioscurio:

When you step into a craft store you don’t leave the same person 

bobavader:

jonbrnthal:

i just found out merriam webster has a time traveler feature that tells you some of the words that were “born” the same year as you. it’s pretty neat yall should do this

i was born with vape and i will die with vape

(Source: hectorescaton)

gentlefluff:

https://instagram.com/p/BGPu6NMGJRE/

@guwopplease

catwithaknife:

here are my favourite babycenter.com poll questions from the past week

Take this quiz and find out

(Source: quotev.com)

buzzfeednews:

This was perhaps not the concert Republican fans were expecting

(Source: bzfd.it)

billiam-spockspeare:

Capitalism will put the bill on your grave and harass your grieving family until they pay

(Source: catchymemes)

ballooncar:

I know I’m way late to the party but. Im love designing princess versions of minor Mario enemies…..

sensorykitty:

x

sangredesirena:

sir that is my emotional support male celebrity that i direct all of my male attraction towards bc he is a highly idealized man that is safe to lust after because he cannot hurt me!!!!!!!